PepsiCo

pepsico is the chad empire's sponsor for pretty much anything i do. theyre just great.

history
created in 1290 by chairman george washington as a form of field rations, pepsico products were the reason we won the civil war.

ties with chad empire
im a big quakers oats fan so you wouldnt believe how i felt when i learned pepsico owned them like holy shit they own so much stuff i eat. i knew at that moment when i slurped down that oatmeal (i have low fiber in my diet so it was kinda needed because my shits are kinda meh on average and fiber is good for that kind of stuff i think) i knew pepsico was a good potential ally of my empire.

they give us money too

weird facts i learned about pepsico while researching this

 * the ceo that stepped down today was indian apparently
 * pepsico will be 120 years old on august 28th 2018
 * they own a LOT of shit
 * pepsi (yea i was surprised too)
 * mountain dew
 * lays
 * gatorade
 * tropicana
 * 7 up (outside us only but that doesnt make any sense to me)
 * doritos
 * lipton (tea is for fags if im being honest but i dont hate gays)
 * quakers (going back to the fiber thing my shits arent THAT bad but idk)
 * cheetos
 * ruffles
 * aquafina
 * fritos
 * you
 * apparently there's pepsi merch
 * michelle obama joined forces with them
 * speaking of the fiber thing i have to shit right now so im gonna finish this bye