Crudmaster1000

crudmaster1000 is the founder of crap university and is god

BIRTH
vagina

rapist
his life has family sharing with mr big so he raped a lot of people theoretically

church
due to the time warp he went to church and declared himself a god and it worked

space
working with the chad space program, crudmaster1000 built the Mosquito and flew to heaven and killed god

trivia

 * he likes to read
 * pardoned by the president
 * his favorite animal is the bald eagle
 * has never worn a shirt
 * he loves the rain
 * mechanical engineer; MIT's finest