Theta Chad

Jaeden more officially known as Theta Chad is undefinable by human standards. He is everything and nothing.

biography
born to andrew and a mutant plate of spaghetti (andrew's now dead wife) theta chad was a beast in the sheets (he didnt have a lot of sex i just thought the title was cool). he was an infamous murderer and psychopath in the city of neo-buffalo, new york. he was still a nice guy though.

after his father became alpha chad jaeden was allowed into his mighty empire. however, theta did not have nearly as much pull as his father did. to combat this, theta began to consume. but soon the hunger grew. the need to consume all grew endless.

on october 29th the FBI took him out for releasing ACT answers, but it was later learned he survived and revealed Santa Claus's plans to end christmas for an entire year until december of 2019. this lead to the mega war.

The Abyss
he is infinite

he is everything and nothing

he is

the abyss

hobbies

 * vore
 * cooking
 * angel slaying
 * masturbation
 * urination
 * soupy defecation
 * larry bobinski
 * coming back to life
 * attending to the dead

trivia

 * invented juicy drop pop
 * ran for POTUS (and won)
 * ketchup enthusiast
 * microwaved eggs once (it was gross)