Santa Claus

i would explain who he is here but thankfully someone made this fine article for me

chrimbusus
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice Santa Claus is coming to town

this song literally has only 2 parts this is fucking shit and he literally makes lists of kids like anyonying wierdoo much? also he's illegally entering every nation on the PLANET (excluding finland)

shoiot
You’ve made your last delivery kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene, from where you’re kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is...the holidays were rigged from the start. Ker-pow!

trivia

 * finnish high school class of 2007
 * good at hockey (but only defense)
 * can count really high
 * he's a lich (and by extent a wizard)
 * fat