John Senator

john senator is the horrifying masculine piece of feces that rules the police state of colorado

him
john senator has some of the least information on his past because he's too buff. all that is known is that he was involved with a weapons scandal and is from colorado. born with a raging heart of a cuck, john had no chance of becoming the dictator of colorado. he injected himself with nanomachines and became super buff but it doesnt count because thats lame and dumb. he had fire powers or something and liked his sandwiches with extra mayo. he died because i got mad and banished him to pakistan. i later flew to pakistan and beat the shit out of him.

hobbies

 * football
 * smoking cigars
 * polishing shoes
 * admiring fungus

trivia

 * his name was always john senator it just happens he became one
 * went to university of texas
 * was a navy seal
 * dumb