Shigeru Miyamoto

im too lazy to write out the stuff shigeru miyamoto did before so here is his life story up until he released his legions of face raiders

chad anti-expansion campaign
as the de facto leader of japan shigeru knew he had to do something about the expanding chad empire (as he was a frail pussy). so he had to build his army of face raiders. he then used this to take over areas of china and the korean peninsula. the koreans then joined shigeru however the chinese pledged themselves to the chad cause. he did somehow defeat us at pyongang because hes a fucking hacker.

alpha, omega, and a few other bros later went on an adventure to kill him. instead he was erased from existence.

hobbies

 * swordfighting
 * art
 * being evil
 * stupid

trivia

 * didnt die, was wiped from existence entirely
 * first badman to have a victory against the chads (in korea)
 * temporarily took over earth
 * japanese