Chad-Brad War

it's like lord of the rings if i wrote it and there were less midgets. also it's big. its the chad-brad war!!!

and god said do it
it happened because i hate brads and he ripped off my profile pic

asshole

the men

 * chad empire
 * pepsico
 * mongolia
 * beetlejuice
 * reverend burn
 * NOT dark elves (fuck them!)
 * gary
 * colonel sanders

the NOT MEN (haha owned)

 * brad empire
 * roblox
 * modern warfare 3
 * the black lady from the popeye's commercials
 * israel

shit

 * LA becomes a state, consumes california
 * arizona moves to the west coast
 * neo buffalo is founded since the original stinks
 * canada is nuked
 * cuba is launched into space
 * pepsico CEO steps down

casualties
idk like 2 or 3