Lambda Chad

W4-G0N or more commonly known as Wagon is an advanced artificial intelligence designed for financing and warfare. Even though they're a computer they're quite a chum.

Biography
Built in Ohio as a science project, Wagon was a rather uninteresting piece of technology. That sucked, but they were self improving (which was always a bad idea if you've ever seen ANY movie about the topic but I guess this didn't turn out bad at all) so she could do stuff like save money and do taxes. He was affiliated with the Reich long before alpha chad however CHAD policy was more open ended and favorable so that was cool. They also launched Cuba into space and serves as its dictator.

Hobbies

 * taxes
 * nuclear weapon testing
 * economic theory
 * Soul profiteering

Trivia

 * Wagon is a computer so they don't have any human needs
 * Launched Cuba into space
 * CFO of a bean distribution company
 * Can solve any riddle
 * Good at math