Beta chad

; ognut is andrew's right hand man and pee disposer

personal life
beta chad was spawned from cthulhu when the stars aligned and people forgot how to spell cthulhu. he spent his childhood inventing the english alphabet and trying to move arizona to the west coast (originally it was next to pennsylvania). that was cool since he pulled it off in like 2004.

time as zone master
he had this one group where they killed stuff. thats how i met fugglemug and friends. idk much else aside from that but i was in it because hooligan invited me. the title was later taken by alpha chad because he had to kill nintendo men

the battle for the bathroom
around 10:20 pm JMT (Japanese Mega Time) the great battle for the bathroom begun. the cockroach menace had taken refuge within the confines of beta chad's humble abode, his response to this was to brutally beat them with the most effective tool of all time... the plunger. at 10:34 JMT the battle had ended and beta chad emerged victorious.

hobbies

 * kung fu
 * flash games
 * pyramid building
 * bear wrestling
 * ogre hunting (specifically spaboogi) (i found him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

trivia

 * peed on the moon once
 * discovered aliens
 * worked as a car salesman
 * took a shit on obama
 * can only speak in riddles
 * can breathe chlorine
 * DAD (PAUL)
 * owns a casino/strip club in vegas
 * grandpa to all