Tau Chad

Innovation Inc. Scientist, clone, United States Colonial Marines Officer, and Lord of Montreal and Vanauta in the year 2077. Most commonly known as Sternberg. Any plot holes can be covered up by the fact he is a clone.

Early Life
Born July 4th, 1921, at ██████, Alaska (supposedly). Little is known about Sternberg's childhood due to a brainwipe by pseudo-Israeli forces. What Sternberg knows and pieced together by records is that he was a United States Colonial Marine officer, leading the invasion of the Moon and sub-orbital Africa. Sometime after the invasions, he became affiliated with Innovation Inc. in a collaboration with the USCM and US government.

innovation inc
Sternberg became head of the chemical weapons division, therefore becoming too important to lose. Sometime after this, he began research on a cloning device for the USCM. This was proved too dangerous for widespread usage and was only used to resurrect important figures. On May 18th, 1954, Jewish extremists raided Innovation Inc blowing up the reactor. This lead to the first death and cloning of Sternberg. Sternberg is with Innovation Inc. and the USCM to this very day.

chad empire
Sometime during 2018 (or 2017, information is iffy) a rogue clone of Sternberg found the Chads and was let into their ranks due to the clone's excellent charisma. He became known as Tau Chad. Sternberg later found the clone and incinerated him, taking his place as Tau Chad. He then went dead silent after the clones incineration, although occasionally chatting on their international communications system. He then met Hitler and got married to Hitler on opposite day so it wasn't homosexual in any way. During a trip into the dark continent, a group of tribals removed his vocal cords and lost the ability to speak forever. This caused him to use chemical weapons on the dark continent and then sinking it beneath the Earth in anger.

hobbies

 * war crimes
 * dying
 * tasty
 * terrorist attacks
 * colonizing

trivia

 * date of birth uncertain
 * can digest raw humans
 * created roblox (sort of)
 * colonized india
 * lack of vocal cords
 * created innovation arctic base
 * is a veteran
 * has died
 * met John Senator once (he described him as "smelly and obnoxious"
 * clone
 * has been out of the milky way
 * epicest chad